Now on a serious note:
1. I do not do brown showers and needle play.
2. Once a booking has been made unless there are more serious questions, I will not engage in continuous text conversations after the initial conversation has been established.
3. If you are asked to confirm at a certain time and do not do so, I reserve the right to cancel your booking
4. If you have made a previous booking and not turned up, I reserve the right to take prior payment from you.
5. If you are a time waster, I will block your calls.
6. I do not make out calls either as all sessions will be conducted in the dungeon.